SHE'S GOIN INSANE!!!

funny quotes of Gerard:

Gerard: "Beach Balls at festivals, are the work of the devil!"
Gerard: "Who wouldn't want to catch a guy in a
bear suit?"

Gerard: "I want to be a vampire. They're the
coolest monsters."

Gerard: Suicide is a serious thing. And if you know anyone who is suicidal, you need to get them help. No one should be in pain. Everyone should love themselves. Like I love you all.

Gerard: Were not a festival band, playing duringthe day was something we had to get over, I was likeuhh this sun stuff kind of sucks.

Gerard: What I like about The Sims is that I don't have a normal life at all, so I play this game where these people have these really boring, mundane lives. It's fun. My Sims family is called the Cholly family. I don't know why I picked that name; it's kind of random. The teenage daughter is my favourite, because I just had her go through this Goth phase. She's really kind of nerdy and she just became a concert violinist, which is pretty huge for the family. And she got into private school. But she started wearing black lipstick and she dyed her hair purple. It's pretty huge.

Gerard: The craziest thing that ever happened to me was being attacked by a black bird. It pecked the sh*t out of my head. We were at this hotel calledThe Phoenix in San Francisco. We were leaving to goto a show the next morning and the bird just f*ckin' attacked my head. And the next day Slipknot were there, they were coming in as we were leaving, and
they got attacked by birds too.

Gerard: So how was Christmas for you guys? Did you all get lots of nice black t-shirts?

Gerard: So many people treat you like you're a kid so you might as well act like one and throw your television out of the hotel window.

Gerard: I'd rather be a creature of the night than an old dude


Gerard: If you don't go to high school you will definitely go to jail.